Don't you send me to vm
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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