Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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