He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Damn victory sex feels great
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