You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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