D3 body, D1 cock
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
MIDGETS
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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