I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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