Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
time to smoke my breakfast
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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