TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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