the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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