Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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