YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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