Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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