it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Randomize
