Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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