We're facebook friends in real life
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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