At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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