Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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