Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.