just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My life is pants optional.
Randomize
