dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.