No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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