It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
