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Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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