Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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