i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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