she takes plan B like it's going out of style
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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