It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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