im drinking this country out of the recession.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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