can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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