I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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