some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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