You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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