whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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