i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Holy shit dude........stairs
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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