i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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