saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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