She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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