Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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