We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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