She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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