is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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