Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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