We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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