Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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