She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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