People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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