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OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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