After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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