dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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