We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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