You surviving the open bar?
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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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