belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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