This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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