it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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