My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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