scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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